
its raining
i made tator tots and when i was waiting for them to be done my god the things me and my cats do. it was raining so i plucked pouncer and held him up to the window he got scared tho so i put him down
i wish i could draw :(
ode to doritos
oh doritos, how you give joy
to every girl
and every boy
cheesy and triangular, you never disappoint
with the satisfying crunch
and a wonderful munch
of you
(via penotbutter)
Because I love you, I won’t force you to watch the musical number. Well… I’ll force you to watch the musical number. This took 20-some hours total to make so enjoy
this is glorious oh my goodness
Ohey I saw an incompleted version on reddit. This is a great finished product!
omg
OMG OMG OMG OMG My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s funny but he is so gorgeous…ToT
시바러ㅣㅏ먼잌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ귀엽고 이쁘고 망청햌ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I cried
(via mr-shaodw555)
![eyegor:
Meatwad: But you just a box.Boxy Brown: [extremely angry] I just a what, bitch?!Meatwad: Y-You Duke of New York. You’re A Number 1.Boxy Brown: [shouts] You say that louder, boy!Meatwad: ‘YOU DUKE OF NEW YORK A NUMBER ONE!’Boxy Brown: He-he-he-he-he. Yeah!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lrjrzx741qf9osvo1_400.png)
Meatwad: But you just a box.
Boxy Brown: [extremely angry] I just a what, bitch?!
Meatwad: Y-You Duke of New York. You’re A Number 1.
Boxy Brown: [shouts] You say that louder, boy!
Meatwad: ‘YOU DUKE OF NEW YORK A NUMBER ONE!’
Boxy Brown: He-he-he-he-he. Yeah!
(via catbountry)
not funny to anyone but me
- Mike Pollock: WAT R U WEARING
- Jim Morrison: My Huntington Ink shirt and my Hanes pajama pants that I got recently. I'm also wearing Atari boxers.
- Mike Pollock: Im wearing nothin but a smile! :)
- Jim Morrison: Oh, I mean, that's cool too. :O
- Jim Morrison: pix plz
- Mike Pollock: ok
- Mike Pollock: http://www.teethwhitener.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/22.jpg
- Jim Morrison: 10/10 would floss
“As if it breathed fire!”
ok i drew something but idk i like it but then again I’M A BIG NERD. i found some brushes for SAI and havin fun!
also i hate lineart
Snake Eyes! 88 Teeth! Hammer Head! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double Header! P-P-Picklepuss! Pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Jukebox Jaw!!!
(via catbountry)
my friends sister
- Mike Pollock: she is itachi
- Mike Pollock: murders whole family and mind rapes them
- Mike Pollock: :|
- Mike Pollock: also is old
- Mike Pollock: she has crease lines
- Mike Pollock: on her FACE
- Jim Morrison: That's not the only place she has crease lines, if you catch my drift. :O
- Mike Pollock: YUP
- Mike Pollock: YUP
- Mike Pollock: SHE SURE DOES
- Mike Pollock: she doesnt have her big boy hair though
Ant Whisperers
[8:26:19 PM] Mike Pollock: there were some fucking ants out there man
[8:26:46 PM] Mike Pollock: nibblin on some small red penis shaped thing and something white was comin out of it, most of the ants were holding the thing in place while the others were trying to rip the white part out of it to nibble on
[8:26:49 PM] Mike Pollock: it was fucking disgustin
[8:27:17 PM] Mike Pollock: i just sat there watching them yelling at them ‘DA FUQ ARE YOU DOING? THATS DISGUSTIN? THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING! HOLY SHIT YOU NASTY WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING, I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW!”
[8:27:40 PM] Mike Pollock: I’M AN ANT WHISPERER
[8:29:03 PM] Jim Morrison: [8:27:21 PM] Mike Pollock: i just sat there, took a deep breath, stepped back, and appreciated life. This is where my quest drifts off the Story From North America. I start stomping rapidly on the ants while puking, and trying to shove as many of them as I could into my penis, so that I may one day have dick ants.
My friends n me
- Mike Pollock: did you get you any,. guuuurl
- Jim Morrison: There were some subpar wimmen at the ballfield in which we biked to, but he's like a chick de-magnet, while I'm the magnet with a built in panty peeler.
- Jim Morrison: 8)
- Mike Pollock: yea you
- Mike Pollock: you can just stop
- Mike Pollock: :)




